The holidays hurt my back. I seem to be always behind the wheel of the car. I’m lugging giant bags of stuff to and fro. There are strange dining room tables I sit at trying to get in a few hours of work for my office. The good thing is that I like my brother-in-law, Mo. His house is full of women of every age. So Mo and I sneak down to his basement. He’s got expensive cigars and good whiskey, plus a giant Samsung LED. I got him hooked on Breaking Bad. We watch episodes in the smoke filled room with our enormous round whiskey ice cube balls clinking against the glass tumblers. I was in heaven for 2 days.